The Full List in Chronological Order
All 370 momisms in chronological order (in alphabetical order of identification here).
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Showing 370 of 370 Momisms
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Not feeling well, not in good condition.
Momism ID #001 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 26, 2009.
Not working, out of order.
The internet is out of commission until my router gets fixed.
Momism ID #002 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 26, 2009.
Expresses annoyance.
Mommentary: Yiddishisms live.
Momism ID #003 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 26, 2009.
Getting so wise 😉.
Your sister just about did me in with that three-hour walk. I'm not getting any younger, you know.
Momism ID #004 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 26, 2009.
(Exclamation, mild oath).
Momism ID #005 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 27, 2009.
Gadzooks, (mild oath).
Gadzookies, my laptop lives.
Momism ID #006 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 27, 2009.
10
Refers to 43rd American president George W. Bush.
If George the Lesser gets elected, I'll eat my hat.
Mommentary: As I remember it, for some time I had been referring to George the 2nd [editor's note: George the 2nd is also a momism that, for efficiency, we've rolled into this one] as George the Younger [an additional momism], but after a phone call with my sister, I began to include the alternative of George the Lesser.
Momism ID #010 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 27, 2009.
Improper orneriness with respect to the cat.
Mommentary: I got this one from blue-eyes as well. I think the cat was playing in her water bowl and spilled it over one time too many. Momism of the year 2015.
Momism ID #011 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 27, 2009.
A loyal, dependable worker or participant in an undertaking.
Momism ID #012 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Momism ID #013 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
Synonym: picky, overly selective.
Momism ID #014 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
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(Exclamation: surprise).
Momism ID #020 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
An inept person, usually related to mom's road rage.
Who let that turkey drive.
Momism ID #023 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
To look around, to look through things, to investigate.
I'm going to go poke around the Chalet.
Momism ID #024 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
So many times it's impossible to count.
He has played that Adagio for Strings umteen times now.
Momism ID #025 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
Pig French for scram.
Mommentary: Momism of the Year 2024.
Momism ID #027 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
An exclamation used to express astonishment, approval, etc.
Momism ID #028 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
A mild exclamation of surprise, emotion, or awe.
Momism ID #029 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
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It is enough to say this and no more.
Suffice it to say that the judge was furious huh-when the invitation was withdrawn.
Momism ID #030 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
Mother's favorite Sicilian mafia reference, meaning "Do you understand?"
Give your sister half of that sandwich, capisce?
Momism ID #031 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
All good, ok.
Now that the squirrels have decided to leave my tomatoes alone, things are copacetic in the yard.
Momism ID #032 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2009.
Little.
If you think this Camry is small, my old Datsun was a dinky car!
Momism ID #033 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 30, 2009.
You're in trouble.
If you take my last pen, your name is mud.
Momism ID #035 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 3, 2009.
Your name is mud (cat version).
If you scratch me again, cat, your name is dog.
Momism ID #036 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 3, 2009.
Go to sleep.
Well, the sun is setting, sonnnn, so I'm going to go turn into a pumpkin.
Momism ID #037 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 3, 2009.
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Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Mommentary: That's from Shakespeare.
Momism ID #042 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 6, 2009.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Mommentary: Mom identified this momism.
Momism ID #043 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 6, 2009.
To fail to prevent or be partially responsible for something unpleasant happening.
Momism ID #044 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 6, 2009.
Persuasion is impossible.
We can't get beeber out of her hands for love nor money.
Momism ID #045 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 6, 2009.
On course for disaster, rapidly deteriorating.
If that daughter of mine walks me up one more hill, this trip is going to hell in a handbasket.
Momism ID #047 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 7, 2009.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Momism ID #048 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 7, 2009.
Curt, an irritable response.
Momism ID #049 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 8, 2009.
50
A play on the inverse phrase (snatching victory from the jaws of defeat), this momism means losing something that was nearly won.
Mommentary: That phrase was popular with respect to Duke basketball in the days before the present - successful - coach Mike Krzyzewski.
Momism ID #050 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 8, 2009.
Bedtime for you.
Mommentary: This was the title of a Ronald Reagan movie. I don't think I'd want to include it in a list of momisms, no matter how much or little I might have ever said those words.
Momism ID #051 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 10, 2009.
An extreme experience, as in spontaneous combustion.
Mommentary: Mom added this definition.
Momism ID #052 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 12, 2009.
Someone with a tendency to worry habitually, often needlessly.
Momism ID #053 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 19, 2009.
Me too.
You're annoyed because there's no cheese left? Thee and me, sonnnn.
Momism ID #054 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 24, 2009.
Shaped like an egg.
You, daughter of mine, are pear-shaped, which incidentally is associated with better cardiovascular benefits than the classic hourglass, huh-whereas I've always been egg-shaped.
Momism ID #056 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 24, 2009.
Very hard to chew.
Mommentary: Brown boy's all-time favourite momism.
Momism ID #057 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 24, 2009.
Imperative: calm down or be patient.
Momism ID #058 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 24, 2009.
Angry and annoyed, snappish.
She was quite cross and corrected me: 'it's woo-wee-sa!'.
Momism ID #059 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 27, 2009.
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Imperative: calm down or be patient.
Momism ID #060 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 27, 2009.
Infuriated, annoyed.
She was all bent out of shape after hearing the president's speech.
Momism ID #061 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 27, 2009.
Let's go.
Enough talking, let's mush.
Mommentary: I think my dad made that one up, since I never heard anyone else say it. Momism of the Year 2021.
Momism ID #063 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 27, 2009.
Consulting the dictionary multiple times has not clarified what this means.
That's droll.
Momism ID #064 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 27, 2009.
Chilly weather.
Mommentary: Sometimes as "right nippy" or just "nippy". Momism of the Year 2020.
Momism ID #067 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 7, 2009.
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To have irritated or offended someone.
Momism ID #070 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 13, 2009.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
We'll try to put a bug in his ear about that.
Momism ID #071 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 13, 2009.
Moving slowly.
Your brother is really dragging his anchor this morning.
Momism ID #072 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 13, 2009.
A terrifying journey.
The ride down that hill was a huh-white knuckle trip.
Momism ID #073 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 13, 2009.
To carry something heavy or bulky.
Mommentary: Yiddishisms live.
Momism ID #074 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 16, 2009.
Expresses annoyance.
Mommentary: Yiddishisms live.
Momism ID #075 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 16, 2009.
A show or an act.
Mommentary: Yiddishisms live.
Momism ID #076 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 16, 2009.
(Exclamation).
Ye gods and little catfish!
Momism ID #077 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 16, 2009.
A heavy burden, an irritating obligation.
Momism ID #078 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 16, 2009.
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Extremely rare, nonexistent.
Momism ID #080 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 22, 2009.
Adjective meaning someone is unusually unpleasant, difficult, or behaves particularly badly.
You're a piece of work, lovey.
Momism ID #081 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 22, 2009.
Tired.
That (sleeping) baby is zonked!
Momism ID #083 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 12, 2009.
Morbid or in extreme ill-health.
He came in looking like death warmed over; I think he's coming down with something.
Momism ID #084 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 13, 2009.
Be quite upset.
If George the Younger gets elected, I'll eat my hat.
Mommentary: My dad used to say that.
Momism ID #085 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 13, 2009.
A bit like the whole nine yards; the entirety of, the whole set.
Momism ID #086 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 13, 2009.
I think this is right but if I'm wrong it isn't my fault.
According to conventional wisdom, you'll get a cold if you go to sleep with wet hair.
Momism ID #087 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 1, 2009.
Consider that.
Mommentary: (Lowell-ism).
Momism ID #088 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 27, 2009.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Mommentary: I got that one from my mom. She didn't have a high opinion of government work, akin to I think R. Reagan's opinion that the most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." But in truth I never asked her huh-hat she meant exactly, this is just my best guess. She was very conservative, also worked for the Dade County School Board (government, alas) for many years, so also just a tad hypocritical.
Momism ID #089 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 27, 2009.
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Something large or excellent.
Doozie is a doozie of a momism, I'd say.
Momism ID #090 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 27, 2009.
A party.
Mom: They are really having a to-do up there. Me: That is so going on the list.
Momism ID #091 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 10, 2009.
A powerful rainstorm.
Mom: "It was a regular gully washer!" Me: "What's a gully washer?" Mom: "It's a momism, dear"
Mommentary: A regular gully-washer means it was a doozy of a rainstorm. The gully-washer is from the Texas side of the family, I believe.
Momism ID #092 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 10, 2009.
We assume a wet hen is rather irate.
Momism ID #093 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 10, 2009.
Mother's odd aspirated <em>h</em> on question words that only began when she "discovered she does it" in linguistics grad school.
Huh-why sonnnn, who-all is telling that huh-white lie, huh-which is that it's a momism huh-when, huh-where, or huh-while I say huh-what?
Mommentary: PS We think it's huh-larious.
Momism ID #094 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 31, 2009.
Mother is definitely too much of a linguist.
Not to be too much of a linguist but huh-what a diphtong!
Momism ID #095 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 31, 2009.
A dear or a hottie.
Jordan's a doll.
Momism ID #096 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 29, 2009.
A tschotske, a bric-a-brac, a decorative item that doesn't have much real value such as a lawn flamingo.
Mommentary: This definition is from mom.
Momism ID #097 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 29, 2009.
In my opinion.
Your friend seems a little dubious, if you ask me.
Momism ID #098 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 29, 2009.
The whole thing.
With my terrific niece and nephews I've got it all, the whole shooting match!
Mommentary: My daughter caught herself saying it the other day, then I said it today.
Momism ID #099 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 30, 2009.
100
Spread the word that one is starting a business.
I'm gonna hang out my shingle and become a babysitter.
Momism ID #100 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 8, 2010.
This area or neighbourhood.
Momism ID #101 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 26, 2010.
Nonsense or bullshit.
Huh-what a bunch of hooie.
Mommentary: Mother-identified momism. Variant: a "bunch of hooie"
Momism ID #102 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 11, 2010.
Son, with extended n sound.
Sonnnn, huh-why did you wake me from my nap?
Momism ID #104 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 31, 2010.
To take.
The cat absconded with my sock in her mouth.
Momism ID #105 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 31, 2010.
To consume something quickly.
We'd better buy kefir. You go through it like a dose of salts. pause Mom: You'd better go put that on the list.
Momism ID #107 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 17, 2010.
110
A long time (literally, a month of Sundays would be 30 weeks).
I haven't seen a cassette player in a month of Sundays.
Momism ID #111 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 12, 2010.
A condescending phrase used to patronize someone for being foolish or not very bright.
You failed the exam because you thought the sun was a planet? Aw, bless your pointy little head.
Momism ID #112 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 25, 2010.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Momism ID #113 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 8, 2010.
(Exclamation).
Mommentary: Mother-identified momism.
Momism ID #114 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 12, 2010.
Refers to her daughter 90% of the time, the other 10% refers to another killer baby who reminds her of her daughter as a baby.
Momism ID #115 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 12, 2010.
A small, cute, old car.
I always loved that little dune buggy.
Momism ID #116 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 21, 2010.
Refers to her daughter.
Mommentary: Other nicknames include: milk-face, straight-A baby, Imelda-beth, queenie, tootsie, Tootsa-beth, and the Boo Hoo Baby.
Momism ID #118 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 8, 2010.
120
To nuzzle.
Cat, quit snorkeling me!
Momism ID #121 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 19, 2010.
It's easier to prevent mistakes than to clean them up.
Mommentary: Honorary grand-momism.
Momism ID #122 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 20, 2010.
Become extremely upset or angry in a loud and uncontrolled way, having a tantrum, making a scene.
Momism ID #123 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 21, 2010.
An object someone likes to play or tinker with.
My sonnnn is playing with his new busybox, the piano.
Momism ID #124 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 21, 2010.
The whole shebang, everything, the entire thing.
Mommentary: Kind of like "the whole nine yards." Momism of the Year 2022.
Momism ID #125 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 21, 2010.
Swallowed.
Ok, down the hatch with this pill!
Momism ID #127 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 26, 2011.
Inverse of ass-backwards.
Momism ID #128 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 30, 2011.
130
A bad thing happened but it could have been worse!
The dog ran away but we got him home before mom found out, so we're butter-side up.
Momism ID #130 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 30, 2011.
In order, prepared.
If I want to move, I'd better get my ducks in a row.
Momism ID #131 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 1, 2011.
Poking.
Cat, stop tenderizing me!
Momism ID #132 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 8, 2011.
With great determination or frustration.
Mommentary: Mother-identified momism.
Momism ID #133 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 9, 2011.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Momism ID #135 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 12, 2011.
Good morning.
Post-adolescent life!
Mommentary: Usage: [insert the blank] life.
Momism ID #136 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 21, 2011.
Someone is following their usual pattern. Usage: [insert the blank] lives!
*burp* Fermenter-mom lives!
Mommentary: Also known as the stay-puff marshmallow mom.
Momism ID #137 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 21, 2011.
Mom's technological frustration with the camera in her pocket.
Mommentary: I wish it would quit taking pictures of the inside of my pocket, to be exact.
Momism ID #138 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 1, 2011.
Expression of sarcastic subordination to the cat.
Mommentary: I think that one evolved during life with Milo, who I also referred to as "The Mouthy One" since she was always giving me an earful. Momism?
Momism ID #139 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 6, 2011.
140
(Exclamation). Indicates something cannot be beat, is top-notch.
Momism ID #140 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 8, 2011.
An encouragement to move or hurry.
Chup, chup! You cat.
Mommentary: Pronounced choop.
Momism ID #141 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 14, 2011.
Fool.
Mommentary: Momism of the Year 2018.
Momism ID #142 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 31, 2011.
To flee or leave quickly.
Momism ID #146 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 15, 2011.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Eating with your fingers, were you raised in a barn? Kids: yes!
Mommentary: Momism of the Year 2017.
Momism ID #147 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 10, 2011.
Collaborating or conspiring.
Momism ID #148 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 4, 2011.
150
Japanese-style flip-flops, often made of woven rice straw, sort of like tatamis you can wear on your feet.
Momism ID #151 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 16, 2012.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Momism ID #153 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 23, 2012.
Consulting the dictionary multiple times has yet to clarify what this means.
That friend of mine can be quite daft.
Momism ID #155 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 27, 2012.
With great speed, intensity, vigour, impact, or success.
I tip like gangbusters at restaurants.
Momism ID #156 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 23, 2012.
1) Hilarious 2) Don't care at all 3) Worthless.
Because it's not worth a hoot, I don't give a hoot, but nonetheless, huh-what a hoot!
Momism ID #158 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 23, 2012.
Eat the rest of a dish.
Your brother polished off those bagels in one sitting.
Momism ID #159 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 23, 2012.
160
An annoying and/or scary health saga.
Momism ID #160 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 25, 2012.
To open or take.
Who-all got into the cookies?
Momism ID #163 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 1, 2012.
Speak to someone at great length.
Mommentary: Mother-identified momism.
Momism ID #165 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 10, 2012.
Someone who often speaks at great length.
Mommentary: That comes from a college roommate from Boston.
Momism ID #166 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 10, 2012.
Nag.
I used to get after him about never adding salt.
Momism ID #167 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 13, 2012.
A brief nap.
I'm going to grab a quick wink.
Momism ID #168 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 25, 2012.
I'll be back in a moment.
Momism ID #169 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 17, 2012.
170
Mother's preferred momism for describing an extraordinary skill.
Dearheart, you have such a good eye for composition / Sonnnn, you have a great ear for idiosyncrasy.
Momism ID #170 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 28, 2012.
A fell swoop.
I cleaned the yard and planted flowers in one swell foop.
Momism ID #171 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 28, 2012.
The usual definition is that one approves of what someone is doing and hopes it will be successful. However, in mom's case, there is also a skepticism that the scheme will be successful.
Momism ID #172 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 28, 2013.
Kids. Pronounced "KID-duhl-ee" and "ka-DID-uhl-ee"
You kiddlies and your busy boxes — Brown Boy has his piano and now this!
Mommentary: Mareseatoatsanddoeseatoatsandlittlelambseativy, akid'lleativytoo, wouldn'tyou-ooo? I can't say that I coined kiddlie [sic], but I've certainly done my part to perpetrate [sic] the word!
Momism ID #174 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 29, 2013.
To consume or use up quickly.
Your sister made quick work of that sandwich.
Momism ID #175 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 26, 2013.
Exclamation: to be quiet, shut up.
Mommentary: Mom self-identified this momism.
Momism ID #176 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 14, 2013.
Quiet down.
Mommentary: Mom identified this momism.
Momism ID #177 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 14, 2013.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Momism ID #179 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 13, 2013.
180
In your hands.
Huh-what channel do you want now that I have the remote in my hot little hands?
Momism ID #180 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 13, 2013.
Awake and moving around the house.
I could hear him rattling around long after I turned into a pumpkin.
Momism ID #181 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 9, 2013.
Not good.
This oatmeal is for the birds.
Mommentary: A momism from a surprising source: dad.
Momism ID #182 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 2, 2013.
Something that is likely to result in disaster.
Momism ID #189 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 9, 2015.
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Exclamation indicating that an idea, although unlikely, is within the realm of possibility.
Momism ID #191 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 28, 2015.
Synonym: I had a senior moment.
Momism ID #192 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 20, 2016.
Medical research.
I used to work in academic medicine.
Mommentary: Momism of the Year 2016.
Momism ID #194 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 9, 2016.
The US Mail.
Mommentary: Did you know that I got the US mule from a cartoon huh-when I was a kid; it was called Li'l Abner. It is political satire.
Momism ID #195 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 21, 2016.
Shaken but not stirred.
On that flight, I was like a gemstone in a rock tumbler.
Mommentary: Mom just made it up but it was good. N.B. mom gets motion sickness easily.
Momism ID #199 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 26, 2016.
200
Doubtful or suspicious.
She seems pretty dubious, in my view.
Momism ID #200 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 22, 2016.
Mother's love of photography.
You know me and my photo hobby.
Momism ID #201 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 29, 2017.
To sit, rest.
I'm looking for a bench upon huh-which to roost.
Mommentary: Seems to me a perch is more temporary.
Momism ID #202 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 11, 2018.
Something did not go over well at all, not be well received, be unpopular, even resented.
Huh-when I offered to share some of my hot sauce, it went over like a lead balloon.
Momism ID #203 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 11, 2018.
To like.
My daughter was quite taken with "woo-wee-sa."
Momism ID #204 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 11, 2018.
A vague or distant memory.
I had a dim recollection that you’d taken off with that meemer.
Momism ID #205 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 4, 2019.
Indicates that something is as high as mom is pointing, usually not very high.
That cat went past the wall about yea high [mom points] with that paintbrush in her mouth.
Momism ID #206 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 12, 2019.
A contemptible or very unpleasant person or thing.
That little stinker took off with my socks!
Momism ID #207 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 2, 2019.
Marijuana.
Mommentary: I think that's a common euphemism among people in my age group, but I might be unusual in still using the word huh-while others have moved on.
Momism ID #208 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 6, 2019.
Plural of huh-what.
I have no clue as to huh-what-all you-all saw.
Momism ID #209 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 23, 2019.
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Plural of who.
Who-all did you-all go to France with?
Mommentary: Referring to the likelihood that the answer to the question has several parts.
Momism ID #210 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 23, 2019.
A preferred style.
Phoebe was a feline after my own heart.
Momism ID #211 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 30, 2019.
A major pain.
A certain Quaker is a mixed blessing, sometimes pleasant and sometimes a major-league pain in the butt.
Mommentary: Two momisms for the price of one (major league + pain in the neck). "I guess other people don’t say that, come to think of it. I think I got that from my mom." Momism of the year 2013.
Momism ID #212 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 27, 2019.
To fall asleep.
After all that cooing, that baby conked right out!
Momism ID #213 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 19, 2019.
Suffocate.
Get me out of here before I snuffocate!
Momism ID #214 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 21, 2019.
Big eater.
She's being a real chow hound — I think she might be in a growth spurt!
Momism ID #215 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 22, 2019.
Died.
After they turned down the heat, all my orchids went belly up.
Momism ID #216 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 23, 2019.
In my opinion.
Your friend seems a little daft, in my view.
Momism ID #217 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 6, 2020.
(Exclamation).
She's turning 50? Holy smokes!
Momism ID #218 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 19, 2020.
Worn, used, decrepit.
Those socks have seen better days: they’re filled with holes.
Momism ID #219 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 25, 2020.
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Extremely unpleasant or boring.
This COVID situation is really the pits.
Momism ID #220 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 18, 2020.
Someone is curious.
Inquiring moms wish to know.
Mommentary: I didn't invent that, you know. It's a variant on "inquiring minds wish to know"
Momism ID #221 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 18, 2020.
Get up, rouse.
It's time to launch your brother.
Momism ID #222 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 18, 2020.
Stop that.
Quit it, your squabbling is driving me bonkers.
Momism ID #223 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 8, 2020.
(Exclamation).
Good grief, it's cold out.
Momism ID #224 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 9, 2020.
Wake up.
I pop awake every morning at quarter to five.
Mommentary: Momism of the Year 2014.
Momism ID #225 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 9, 2020.
Saying, usually at some length.
Huh-what are you going on about, sonnnn?
Momism ID #226 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 15, 2020.
Almost.
The walk just about did me in.
Momism ID #227 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 15, 2020.
To kill or exhaust someone.
That walk with your sister just about did me in.
Momism ID #228 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 15, 2020.
To kill or exhaust.
That last hill just about finished me off.
Momism ID #229 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 15, 2020.
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The buttocks.
Your brother was a pain in the rear huh-when he was little.
Momism ID #230 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 19, 2020.
Clothing.
She's got some pretty fine duds.
Mommentary: There used to be laundromats with names such as "Duds and Suds" back in the day.
Momism ID #231 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 28, 2020.
Someone who is often nervous.
I don't mean to be a nervous Nellie about my operating system.
Mommentary: Mom identified this momism.
Momism ID #232 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 29, 2020.
Interjection, used to represent an explosion; a mix of kaboom and kerflooey.
Before my computer goes kerblooie.
Mommentary: Mom identified this momism. Variant: kerpooey.
Momism ID #233 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 29, 2020.
Hello.
Allooo-hay sonnnn! That was pig latin for halloooooo.
Mommentary: Momisms in pig latin are even harder to fathom.
Momism ID #234 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 9, 2020.
Ordinary.
A garden variety stroller.
Momism ID #235 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 18, 2020.
When mom attributes an opinion on a topic to having grown up in Florida.
The Floridian in me will never get used to this nippy weather!
Momism ID #236 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 25, 2020.
I don't know.
Mom, where's my blender? "Sonnnn, I haven't the foggiest"
Momism ID #237 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 25, 2020.
(Exclamation) Are you crazy?
You planted Rose of Sharon — have you lost your mind?
Momism ID #238 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 10, 2020.
Someone proud of their accomplishments.
After Baby Doll beat that kid in three moves at chess, she looked like the cat that ate the canary.
Momism ID #239 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 1, 2020.
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Dubious, uncertain.
My new phone is a little iffy.
Momism ID #240 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 1, 2020.
Eating an impressive amount.
Another piece of chicken? You must be growing.
Momism ID #241 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 4, 2020.
A sudden increase in height, usually related to a sudden increase in hunger.
I could buy you these shoes, but they wouldn't fit you by your next growth spurt.
Momism ID #242 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 4, 2020.
It's nearing my bedtime; I'm about to turn into a pumpkin.
If you want my help cleaning up, ask now. I'm not long for this world.
Momism ID #243 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 9, 2020.
Many, lots, an abundance of.
"There are scads of people in the grocery store today" — mom, the day before Thanksgiving.
Mommentary: Other people don't say "scads"? Yet another Momism surprises the Mom. ♥
Momism ID #244 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 8, 2020.
It's going to rain really hard.
Momism ID #245 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 8, 2020.
Things are improving but not completely better yet.
I know your fever has gone down but you've still got quite a cough--you're not out of the woods yet!
Mommentary: Often talking about getting over a cold but not exclusively.
Momism ID #246 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 3, 2020.
I have yet to gather evidence to make a conclusion on this topic but I'll look into it.
I haven't been down to the Custer Street Fair to look for birthday presents yet, but I'll see huh-what I can see.
Mommentary: Hmm. That does sound like something I'd say. As for others saying it, no clue. The usual figure of speech is "I'll see huh-what I can do," I think, so it could be I coined my version to mean what I might perceive in the future, but not work that might be done.
Momism ID #247 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 3, 2020.
Someone is serious about something, especially something about which it's laughable to take seriously.
She may just be playing with blocks but she has the killer baby look — she means business!
Mommentary: I think "means business" is a momism only if it's said in a kind of condescending way. Like, a toddler who's playing with blocks with a serious expression on their face "means business" in a momism sense but not so much an adult who's taking something that's serious seriously.
Momism ID #248 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 3, 2020.
Modified from like father, like son. In the same manner from generation to generation.
You want to be a librarian? Like mother, like daughter.
Momism ID #249 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 19, 2020.
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Resembles, inherited a trait.
You really take after your dear old mother.
Momism ID #250 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 19, 2020.
All things considered, at the end of the day,.
In the overall scheme of things, Facebook may still be useful to me, but it's no fun a-tall!
Mommentary: Other people don't say that?
Momism ID #251 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 23, 2020.
Fun at all.
No more supersized hearts. Bummer. Facebook is no fun a-tall anymore.
Momism ID #252 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 25, 2020.
Exclamation, variant of crap.
Crapola, my weather station fell off the salad plate.
Momism ID #253 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 27, 2020.
Gesundheit. This is mom's response to a sneeze.
Now don't you start.
Momism ID #254 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 19, 2021.
Not particularly fulfilling, not a fun lifestyle.
No FreeGeek and no walks by the lake, this is no way to live.
Momism ID #255 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 21, 2021.
To whomp is to hit. To whomp up is to make.
I'd better huh-whomp up some oatmeal before we get huh-whomped with another snowstorm.
Momism ID #256 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 21, 2021.
This is a surprising turn of events, how out of character for you.
Wonders never cease! First, adolescent life before noon and now you're doing the dishes willingly?
Momism ID #257 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 26, 2021.
Getting ready.
I'll need to get my act together to come visit Canada this summer.
Momism ID #258 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 10, 2021.
A first try.
Sonnnn, as the eldest, you're the trial balloon.
Mommentary: Oh yes, poor dear eldest child, indeed you were & still are the trial balloon. To me it meant a sort of a grand experiment. I didn't look up the definition in a thesaurus (and there was no internet back then!).
Momism ID #259 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 29, 2021.
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To nag.
So long as you smell, I'm going to be on your case about wearing deodorant.
Momism ID #260 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 29, 2021.
"Gadzooks!" Mom demands "huh-what is the <b>matter</b> with you" with a "head of steam" when she wants to know what "hare brained scheme" we "dubious" youngsters are "getting up to", and whether we're "in cahoots" or "roaring around" alone.
Huh-what is the matter with you, feline — do you have kibbles for brains or are you just suicidal?
Momism ID #261 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 2, 2021.
Doing.
Huh-what are you two getting up to in the cupboard?
Momism ID #262 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 2, 2021.
Nicknames for our cat Milo.
The Mouthy One has been fed but is still giving me an earful.
Momism ID #263 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 2, 2021.
Making loud and continuous noise.
Quit making such a racket; I can't hear myself think.
Momism ID #264 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 3, 2021.
A stern (often unwanted) lecture, unsollicited and voluminous advice.
I got an earful if I ever forgot to feed Milo her supper.
Momism ID #265 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 8, 2021.
To prevent crumbs, mom asked her children to eat with their chin over a plate/trash can/sink.
Momism ID #266 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified April 17, 2021.
Concerning.
That half of American voters would choose George the Younger is worrisome in my view.
Momism ID #267 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 6, 2021.
Extraordinary.
Your family doctor was super duper.
Mommentary: I got that from my supervisor in academic medicine. He's from the Bronx: "supa dupa!" Huh-what ever happened to the R?
Momism ID #268 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 10, 2021.
Spot, lookout point.
The cat's favorite perch on the stairway.
Momism ID #269 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 10, 2021.
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Surveil, keep close watch on.
Make sure someone rides herd on you after your vaccine.
Momism ID #270 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 25, 2021.
To sit.
I’m going to go park myself on a bench by Lake Michigan huh-while you three go to the bathroom.
Mommentary: I think that huh-when I come up with a momism (give or take), I'm oftentimes trying to make an ordinary turn of phrase into something more interesting. "Get" is pretty ho-hum, "fetch" is a more interesting (& less often-used) equivalent; "sit," yawn, "park oneself," say huh-what? I'm trying to fight linguistic boredom one momism at a time.
Momism ID #271 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 31, 2021.
Get.
Can you fetch me my glasses?
Mommentary: Kids: we're not dogs, you know. Mom: Nonetheless, you three are very fetching!
Momism ID #272 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 31, 2021.
Exclamation. Usually indicating an extremely determined baby.
World conquering! That baby isn't gonna give up on walking.
Momism ID #273 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 7, 2021.
Immigrant, someone who moves from their home city/state/province/territory/country to another.
I've heard McGill has groups organized for transplants like you and your brother. Wouldn't it be nice to meet fellow Americans-turned-Canadians?
Mommentary: We are but a flower being moved from pot to pot as we grow.
Momism ID #274 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 20, 2021.
Tired.
After that day-long walk with my daughter, I was feeling pretty blitzed.
Momism ID #275 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 5, 2021.
Something that has good future prospects.
Hmm, that pitch black sky on the horizon doesn't look too promising!
Mommentary: All things are either promising or not promising.
Momism ID #276 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 14, 2021.
Expression of disbelief and often disapproval of how the times are a-changin'.
"Pink polka dots on a lime green dress?! Huh-what is this world coming to??"
Mommentary: The kids discovered this momism straight from the source in her response to baby doll's proposal that "mind boggling" is a momism.
Momism ID #277 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 15, 2021.
This revelation is astounding or otherwise is a lot to take in.
Huh-why anyone would want to stay inside on a beautiful day like this I'll never understand, it boggles the mind!
Mommentary: Other people don't say mind boggling? Huh-what is this world coming to?! (Other people do say "mind-boggling" but say much less often "Boggles the mind!").
Momism ID #278 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 15, 2021.
Peace and/or quiet, tranquillity.
From now on, I want peace and quiet or else your name is mud.
Mommentary: Other people don't say this?
Momism ID #279 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 23, 2021.
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Stop that.
If you don't can it with the noise, there'll be consequences.
Momism ID #280 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 31, 2021.
Punishment.
If you don’t pipe down, there’ll be consequences.
Momism ID #281 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 31, 2021.
Someone who causes trouble.
Quit your rabble rousing, sonnnn! Can't your old mama have a moment's peace without you stirring up trouble?!
Mommentary: The verb, not the noun, is a momism.
Momism ID #282 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 12, 2021.
Stop that, quit it.
Give it a rest, sonnnn! Your long-suffering mama needs a few winks.
Mommentary: Identified in another momist example.
Momism ID #283 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 21, 2021.
Someone who puts up with a lot, implies patience through tribulation.
Give it a rest, sonnnn! Your long-suffering mama needs to conk out and your busy box isn't helping matters.
Momism ID #284 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 21, 2021.
Anything fascinating to a cat such as birds outside a window.
The fish tank is cat TV as far as she's concerned.
Momism ID #285 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 21, 2021.
Severe consequences for one's actions.
If you take one a bite out of my sandwich, there'll be hell to pay!
Mommentary: Mom's go-to threat.
Momism ID #286 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 23, 2021.
Opposite of youngster, an elderly person.
An oldster like me can't go up and down those hills like you kids can.
Momism ID #287 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 23, 2021.
The news, refers to the fact that mom routinely falls asleep while watching the news or, really, anything on television.
I'm going to go watch the snooze and then we'll see about huh-what's for dinner.
Mommentary: I do remember settling down in the evenings to watch "the evening snooze," a few minutes of Peter Jennings @5:30 p.m., zzzzz..., then final credits; then Star Trek @6:00 p.m. for a few minutes, more zzzzz..., then the credits. Funniest of all to me, though, was settling in on Saturday afternoons to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer with baby doll: a few minutes, zzzzzzz..., waking up for the credits, then asking her about huh-what I missed. She tended to be a bit cross about clueing me in ("well, you could just stay awake and watch it for yourself" more or less).
Momism ID #288 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 1, 2021.
Requires courage, determination or fortitude.
(After watching a man capture an alligator using only a trash can) Life in Florida is not for the faint of heart!
Momism ID #289 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 22, 2021.
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Brown boy's gigantic yawn.
Mommentary: As I remember it, brown boy & blue-eyes have hyperextensible jaw joints, huh-which means you are more at risk for jaw dislocation, so be careful with those hippopotamus yawns!
Momism ID #290 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 22, 2021.
Wo<b>n</b>derful with emphasis on the <em>n</em>.
You kids cooked dinner? Wonderful!
Momism ID #291 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 23, 2021.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Far be it from me to tell you how to live your life, daughter of mine, I just don't see how you manage without hot sauce in your cupboard!
Mommentary: Blue-eyes: "Far be it from me" is a biblical expression so not a momism. Killer baby: Ok, but has anyone else said it since Jesus?
Momism ID #292 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 2, 2021.
To move together as a group.
On Halloween I was trooping around with a lot of peopIe who I didn't know.
Mommentary: "As a noun, troop refers to a group of soldiers or a collection of people or things. As a verb, troop means to move or spend time together. The noun troupe refers specifically to a group of theatrical performers."
Momism ID #293 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 12, 2021.
Said to someone who was extremely ill but is showing recent signs of spunk.
If you're fighting with your brother, I think you're gonna live.
Momism ID #294 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 9, 2022.
Hurry up, get moving.
Hop to, you three! We're going to be late, huh-why are you all in front of the TV?!
Momism ID #295 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 12, 2022.
Trouble.
If you don't give that toy back to your brother, you're gonna be in hot water!
Momism ID #296 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 23, 2022.
To snack.
I've been doing a lot of grazing since baby doll left.
Mommentary: Mom's habit of "noshing" (is that a momism too?).
Momism ID #297 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 2, 2022.
At great length.
Cussing a blue streak, or does he still talk a blue streak?
Mommentary: Some people see him and walk the other way if they want to get anything done in the next hour.
Momism ID #298 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 3, 2022.
One's way or style.
If I had my druthers, there'd be more hot sauce in this salad.
Momism ID #299 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 3, 2022.
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That’s all she wrote, that’s the end.
Mommentary: That was a common figure of speech in high school.
Momism ID #300 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 3, 2022.
Starting to break down.
Tuesday I was starting to circle the drain. By Wednesday I was down it.
Mommentary: Other people don’t say that? Kids: no!
Momism ID #301 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 3, 2022.
To do slowly.
I’m chipping away at my taxes.
Mommentary: Other people say this but not nearly as often as our mother. Other variants of this include "chisel away at"
Momism ID #302 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 4, 2022.
To reach across a table to get something rather than asking for it to be passed.
Mommentary: Definition right from the source.
Momism ID #303 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 9, 2022.
A perfect exemplar.
Now that's a momism if I ever heard one.
Momism ID #304 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 9, 2022.
To rush.
You might want to hippety hop over there to get that last pair of jeans.
Momism ID #305 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 9, 2022.
Off of one's posterior; to mobilize.
If I can ever get off my duff, I'll run the dishwasher.
Momism ID #306 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 9, 2022.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
My grandfather had a tile factory before the hurricane of 1926 huh-whomped the living stew out of Miami.
Momism ID #307 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 9, 2022.
A business.
That operation over on Devon.
Momism ID #308 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 9, 2022.
If necessary.
This hot sauce'll do in a pinch.
Mommentary: A momism partially by virtue of how often mom says it.
Momism ID #309 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 9, 2022.
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To walk, implication that it might be a long one.
"Do you want a ride to the library?" "On a temperate day like this? No, I'll hoof it, thank you very much!"
Momism ID #310 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 5, 2022.
Healthy, strong, "in good shape" (the momism, not to indicate athleticism per say).
Well, you [kids] have always been a hale and hearty bunch, it's no surprise you're also strong--remember moving me into my new apartment throwing those boxes around like they were filled with air?
Momism ID #311 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 13, 2022.
Taken care of, resolved, settled.
Now that you're all squared away and ready to go to school, I'm going to go see about your brother.
Momism ID #312 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 13, 2022.
You're being melodramatic, mom has no sympathy for whatever you're complaining about.
"I stayed up too late last night and now I'm tired and still have to go to school and take an exam I'm not ready for" "Problems, you've got problems, baby!"
Mommentary: This is my sympathetic way of suggesting there might be some melodrama involved. It has a Yiddish-English flavor to it. I have no idea huh-where I acquired such a useful phrase, but there've been a lot of Jewish people in my life. With this one, I visualize a college friend's mom who lived in town; I visited them for years after she moved away.
Momism ID #313 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 16, 2022.
A monster of a mother.
Mommentary: Long ago, one of you taught me how to make hearts on Facebook Messenger, ❤ , and at that time I pointed out that you had created a momster. At first I thought to point out that the child in question had created a monster, then realized I could do it one better. I am the guilty party. The rest is history.
Momism ID #314 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 16, 2022.
The instruction manual, such as to a blender.
After reading through the destructions, I decided to press the red button.
Mommentary: Momism of the Year 2019.
Momism ID #315 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 28, 2022.
1) Something or someone of great age. 2) the age of someone or something.
1. I'm becoming vintage. 2. Someone of my vintage.
Momism ID #316 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 28, 2022.
To provide information, answers.
Your coworker just clued me in. I want a medium-sized container of ricotta.
Mommentary: I just said that a couple of weeks ago at the grocery store. I had searched high and low for ricotta cheese and couldn't find it. A worker in the deli explained the container system. Then I told a second worker that the first had just clued me in. At the time I wondered if he knew "clued in" since maybe his first language isn't English, but all went well. Momism didn't occur to me...
Momism ID #317 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 1, 2022.
Start on, hurry.
It's February so I'd better get hopping on my taxes.
Momism ID #318 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 11, 2022.
This suffix indicates a thing will be moved or hauled. Also see "Donation-land"
If Alison doesn't want this lamp, it's goodwill-ho.
Momism ID #319 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 15, 2022.
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(Mild oath).
Great Scot, I'm certainly getting my daily exercise going up and down this chair moving boxes!
Momism ID #320 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified July 15, 2022.
Dirty.
Your shorts are looking pretty dingy, sonnnn.
Mommentary: Mom's habit of replacing banal words with melodrama.
Momism ID #321 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 9, 2022.
Unkempt.
Might be time for a haircut, sonnnn, you are looking wild and woolly!
Momism ID #322 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 9, 2022.
(Exclamation).
That’s my idea of a good time.
Mommentary: A momism by virtue of how often mom says it.
Momism ID #323 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 9, 2022.
Motivated someone to act a particular way.
Dunno huh-what’s come over me but I’m on a packing binge.
Momism ID #324 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 9, 2022.
Your proposed solution will likely resolve the problem, that should suffice.
I'll use this sticky tack to keep your cabinet door from banging against the wall. That ought to do the trick.
Momism ID #325 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 21, 2022.
Survive, make it, manage the circumstances in question.
I think I can go for a walk today and live to tell about it.
Momism ID #326 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 22, 2022.
Someone who seeks out spicy food.
Your mother the spicer is at it with the hit sauce again!
Momism ID #327 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 28, 2022.
Doing a habitual or characteristic action.
I'm at it again with the hot sauce!
Mommentary: Momism of the Year 2025.
Momism ID #328 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 29, 2022.
Highly unusual.
That off-the-wall sense of humor.
Mommentary: An "off the wall sense of humor" is the first example that occurred to me!
Momism ID #329 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 6, 2023.
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Not unimportant, significant.
Typing properly is no small thing.
Momism ID #330 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 24, 2023.
At your core, it is a fundamental part of your personality.
You're a researcher at heart.
Momism ID #331 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 20, 2023.
Moving at an alarming pace.
Your brother came rip-roaring around the corner.
Momism ID #332 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified March 25, 2023.
As the kids would say, "I just can't even." Melodramatic way of saying that one cannot handle the shenanigans or problems at hand.
This rainy weather will be the death of me! (i.e. I haven't been outside in 3 hours, I shall surely perish!).
Momism ID #333 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 7, 2023.
Mixture.
I used a gemisch of spices.
Mommentary: Yiddishisms live.
Momism ID #334 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 21, 2023.
Exclamation. Mother desires coffee.
Momism ID #336 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 1, 2023.
Mom's self identification.
He saw a little old lady in need of "COFFEE"
Momism ID #337 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 1, 2023.
Horse manure.
Huh-what I learned in school was a bunch of horse hockey.
Mommentary: Definition: a cleaned up version of bs.
Momism ID #338 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 30, 2023.
Comprehensive or complete.
We cleaned from stem to stern.
Momism ID #339 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 30, 2023.
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A handle or knob for a drawer.
Your drawer pull has screws coming out the other side.
Momism ID #340 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 30, 2023.
No luck or success.
Like I tried to get the printer to work but no soap.
Momism ID #341 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 30, 2023.
A bright or noticeable twinkle.
He had a nuclear-powered twinkle in his eye huh-while making that pun.
Momism ID #342 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 1, 2023.
An unintentional roll.
If I tried that bicycle at my age, I'd go nose over pinfeathers.
Mommentary: See turn turtle.
Momism ID #343 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 14, 2023.
Capsize, turn upside down.
If I try to ride that bicycle now, I'd go nose over pinfeathers.
Mommentary: Kid: "nose over pinfeathers," what does that mean? Mom: turning turtle. Defining one momism with yet another momism. Mom™.
Momism ID #344 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 14, 2023.
To fail to prevent or be partially responsible for something unpleasant happening.
Momism ID #345 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 8, 2023.
Die.
Better buy a new phone before this one gives up the ghost.
Momism ID #346 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 17, 2023.
Scatterbrained, making thoughtless mistakes, idiotic.
There are a lot of bird-brained drivers on the road today--be careful or they'll be scraping you off the roadway.
Momism ID #347 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 18, 2023.
To install oneself.
You can set up shop on the kitchen, huh-where the internet is a bit better.
Mommentary: A momism for non-literal usage.
Momism ID #348 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 20, 2023.
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Bizarre.
Your brother's bizarro mattress.
Momism ID #350 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified December 27, 2023.
Mom's version of "rejigger" or rearrange.
After some remajiggering I got all those dang dishes in the dishwasher and it's running a rinse cycle as we speak.
Momism ID #351 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 11, 2024.
Wheatpaste.
I can’t eat any more library paste, even if it comes from a librarian. I miss hot sauce!
Mommentary: "Library paste" refers to food that is not just goopy but also completely without flavor, like unadulterated oatmeal.
Momism ID #352 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 25, 2024.
Anything you want.
Pick out anything you might wish from the grocery store.
Momism ID #353 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 25, 2024.
(Mild oath).
For Pete’s sake, huh-where’d you get that vintage vacuum cleaner?
Mommentary: Who’s Pete?
Momism ID #354 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 27, 2024.
The greatest of its class.
The great potato-eater of the Western world.
Momism ID #355 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified February 28, 2024.
Extraordinary.
That noodle restaurant had just about the longest lineup you ever saw in your life.
Momism ID #356 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 1, 2024.
No.
Ah no no no no, you're not leaving this bathroom with my comb.
Mommentary: Our only momism with an audio guide.
Momism ID #357 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 2, 2024.
Poor, bad.
Ever since I quit it with the hot sauce, my food has been pretty punk.
Momism ID #358 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 4, 2024.
Consulting the dictionary multiple times has not clarified what this means.
I will gather all the documents that are germane.
Momism ID #359 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 18, 2024.
360
A safe bet.
If I could eat hot sauce, you can bet your rotting apples that I would.
Momism ID #360 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 18, 2024.
Destroy.
If I don’t hear the timer, my grits are going to get zorched.
Momism ID #361 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 28, 2024.
Adjective describing a person who has a nice body.
"You've always been shapely, daughter-of-mine, unlike your poor mama!"
Mommentary: First posthumous momism.
Momism ID #362 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified August 26, 2024.
Indicates an object is destined for donation.
That old tent is going to donation-land.
Mommentary: Kids: A mythical land where most of our favourite toys suddenly lived.
Momism ID #363 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified September 5, 2024.
Mom's sneeze-yell.
A cross between a sneeze and Tarzan.
Mommentary: Brown boy: one time, mom did her sneeze-yodel, with no warm-up, in the middle of a conversation. We're just talking and then CHOOOO! While maintaining eye contact.
Momism ID #364 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified January 24, 2025.
Get prepared before the next phase of a day's doings.
"Just let me get situated before you tell me all about your latest adventures, lovey!"
Momism ID #365 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified May 3, 2025.
A group.
I have in the past, huh-while trying to get passels of children (my own + others) to get up and go out the door, heard myself say either "let's get this show on the road" or "let's mush"
Momism ID #366 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 25, 2025.
Diaphragm. See midsection.
Momism ID #367 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified June 25, 2025.
Someone who routinely hums.
Your sister is quite the hummingbird.
Momism ID #368 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified October 14, 2025.
Work hard at something, often studying.
That sister of yours was really putting her nose to the grindstone this weekend.
Momism ID #369 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 7, 2025.
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Study hard or in a focused way.
You have a test tomorrow? You'd better hit the books, sonnnn!
Momism ID #370 ( permom-link Copy permalink ) , identified November 7, 2025.